I made the mistake last month of logging onto realage.com (for some reason, I can't get the link to work today). I completed a long questionnaire. Based on your responses, you are given your "real" age. Well my true real age is 52.5 but now I have been assessed as having a real age of 63.7.
So, realage.com has decided to send me emails to give me suggestions on reducing the age they have assigned to me.
One suggestion had the headline "Turn Off Hunger With This Drink."
I'm open to anything, so I clicked on that.
YUCK! This drink is made with fat-free cottage cheese, 1% low-fat buttermilk, half an avocado and agave nectar.
I think I'll stick to my junk food and be old and happy.